

If you need something truly and excruciatingly funny for your next production. These are 100% Grade "A" bodily functions, custom made from the finest brussels sprouts and day-old cheese dogs possible. Each CD also contains a selection of special music tracks for holidays and occasions. The Farts, Barfs & Belches CD offers another 99 tracks containing some of the grandest and grossest barfs and belches since that famous spinning demonic head - and more fart sounds. No fake or synthesized sounds were used in the production of these two royalty free sound effects CDs - they are all natural, authentic, smelly and real! The Original Fart CD contains 99 tracks of astonishing variety and clarity - all fart sounds, all the time. The Original Fart Collection Sound Effects from Pull My Finger Productions is a flatulently funny audio phenomenon - a selection of the finest mud-slides and bathroom blitzes ever produced - now available with its own synchronization license for use in broadcast productions - but ONLY from Sound Ideas. But if the muscles are tight your fart is going to be much louder or maybe even squeaky or high pitched.Contains 99 Tracks of Astonishing Variety and Clarity on 2 CDs If your sphincter is relaxed your fart will come out mostly quiet. Farts are always funny and the higher pitched usually the more laughs you will get! It all comes down to how much gas is built up in your gut and the tightness of the sphincter muscles around the anus. Some are silent and some can shake the walls. It is unbelievable! Fart Sounds To Make You Laugh!įart noises can be all over the place. And by the way as long as you are here take a listen to the Apricot Fart. Heck one of these farts is over a minute! The smell must have been horrible for some of these outbursts! Download these fart sounds and share them with your closest friends. No fake noises here!Īdmit it, fart sounds are funny and if you don’t think so you may need to check your pulse! You will be amazed by the length and loudness of some of these stink bombs. Oh and by the way these are all 100% real fart sounds. Looking for nasty loud farts, wet farts, or short dry flatulent trumpet bursts? Then we’ve got you covered! Heck we even have some pretty messy sounding sharts on this list.

We’ve put together a list of the best fart sounds.
